temperatures

[rpjday]

How different people see temperatures (in Fahrenheit):

   65 Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
   60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
   50 Miami residents turn on the heat
   45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
   40 You can see your breath
      Californians shiver uncontrollably
      Minnesotans go swimming
   35 Italian cars don't start
   32 Water freezes
   30 You plan your vacation to Australia
   25 Ohio water freezes
      Californians weep pitiably
      Minnesotans eat ice cream
      Canadians go swimming
   20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
      New York City water freezes
      Miami residents plan vacation further South
   15 French cars don't start
      Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
   10 You need jumper cables to get the car going
    5 American cars don't start
    0 Alaskans put on T-shirts
  -10 German cars don't start
      Eyes freeze shut when you blink 
  -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
      Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
      Miami residents cease to exist
  -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
      Politicians actually do something about the homeless
      Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
      Japanese cars don't start
  -25 Too cold to think
      You need jumper cables to get the driver going
  -30 You plan a two week hot bath
      Swedish cars don't start
  -40 Californians disappear
      Minnesotans button top button
      Canadians put on sweaters
      Your car helps you plan your trip South
  -50 Congressional hot air freezes
      Alaskans close the bathroom window
  -80 Hell freezes over
      Polar bears move South
      Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
  -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

rday, ex-patriate canadian